I've sold two short stories. "Never the Same" (science fiction mystery) to Strange Horizons and "After the Rain" (folkloric fantasyish) to Lackington's Magazine. In addition to the titles rhyming, I noted my last few short story length sales have been in the format of "Y the X". This isn't because I title all my stories that way... it's just what sold.
All this means I'll need to write some more short stories. With different titles.
The other result of selling stuff is I have money, so I got a little fish tank for a fighter fish. It'll be a few weeks at least before the fish, as it takes time to get the bacteria in the tank going. But here's a photo of what it looked like soon after I planted it: