I haven’t posted for awhile, but I’m not dead. Yay! This is just a short post to let you know that other than my aliveness, I have a story up at Every Day Fiction. I call this “literary with speculative vibes”, but I’m sure there’s probably a better name.
I’ve got a poem up at Every Day Poets today! It’s a light-hearted poem, so no sadness warnings this time:
I have a strong urge to post relevant lolcats, but I’m resisting.
I’ve lost a story. I can’t think how, other than saving it in the wrong place, but it’s gone. In the process of searching, I opened up everything I didn’t recognise in my idea file.
Despite my memory, there were things I’d forgotten. Strange, fragmentary things, with no apparent story attached. Maybe these will become stories someday. Maybe they’ll always stay in the ‘what was I thinking?’ category. Either way, here they are for your bemusement…
1) Hero’s Shadow
“The hero moves through the street, silent as a shadow. He stops, turns and glares at me.”
“Will you cut it out? This is a stealth operation.”
[I actually had a brief story outline for this one.]
The Evil Lord of Balthoss smashed a hole in the door. I wouldn’t have minded so much, if I hadn’t been the door. I hope he got splinters.
[I think I was having a door appreciation day. They do get smashed down on a frequent basis. Besides, when was the last time you saw a door as a main character? Inanimate object discrimination.]
The holonet ought to come with warnings. I don’t want to see a pro-gamma five kissing an epsilon one. It’s not natural, choosing one of your quad outside your normal gender alignment. You’ve got forty-two other genders to choose from. What’s the fascination with the remaining fifty three?
[This is what you get for letting a science fiction writer read anti-gay propaganda.]
4) Octopus Melon
Octopus loved to make melon pies
With cream on the top and jellyfish eyes.
[It’s for children. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.]
5) Dancing Spiders
Dancing spiders. Dancing spiders everywhere.
[I have no idea. None. Maybe it was late?]
If you’re a writer, now is the time to release those idea oddities onto an unsuspecting world.
Some of the honey bees are swarming in the local woodland. Given the decline of bees, it’s nice to see. It’s also fun watching people fleeing the bees for no reason (it’s not like the bees care about people being there… they’re too busy doing their swarming thing to sting anyone. I was standing right in the middle of the swarm and I wasn’t stung).
They were a little high up. If they come down lower before heading off to their new abode, I’ll try and get some better close-ups.
Unlike my usual photo posts, these are linked… click on them for the bigger version.
(I’ve also put a movie on YouTube: Watch Bees!)
I had the good fortune of being away from the wings on the outgoing flight, with a window that didn’t look like a rhinoceros had been playing hangman on it by scratching the lines with its horn (I’ve not been so lucky on other flights). So I photographed clouds. Here are a few…